Goo Gone Roulette

i wrote a poem today. i forget what it was. OH wait found it!

Squeaky chair annoys my ears
Tragic story brings forth tears
sniffing Goo Gone hurts my head
taking a sip makes me dead
eight hours shifts and body is sore
talking to you is a bore

yea, today at work i was sniffin the goo gone. smells like oranges. funny story:

“My head hurts,” I told Joe, as i lifted the bottle of Goo Gone to take another delightful whiff. He looked at me me curiously and said sarcastically, “I wonder why?” The smell was so pleasing, so refreshing. If only i had an orange.

As i stood there in the middle of the warehouse, with everyone paying me no attention, i contemplated the flavor of goo gone. i tend to think out loud. I looked down at the bottle for warning labels. It read, “Can be harmful or fatal if swallowed!” Well, it wasn’t definite, it was just a possibility right?

I walked to the boxes of unpriced CDs, where Joe was diligently pricing, along with Floyd. Stretching out the bottle i said, “Joe, I’ll take a sip, and then you take a sip, and we’ll go back and forth until one of us passes out. It’ll be our game of Goo Gone Roulette.”

Joe just laughed and returned to his work citing, “I don’t gamble.”

I was gonna add a video section. I have a video from 6th annual NJMTC COffeehouse. its a short clip wiht these guys doin “Praise God!” to the tune of “Hey Ya!” It’s really funny. And i have another video i wanted to put up of our first PCYF meeting. thing is they’re all big files, and i only have 300MB of space. the Coffeehouse clip is bout 3MB, the PCYF clip is bout 50MB. until i can find a video server, or afford more space, im not gonna put that up.

Other than that i have to make Narco’s site. i guess it’ll be fun. dint really wanna do it, but now that my video page is fallin apart, ill try to get on that. Everyone get ready for his Epicult. or was it Epacult. whatever.

Xanga is down. i think ill jsut be posting entries here. keep my xanga for some stuff every now and then. maybe ill write stories there, prepare for my novel. a fictional novel. “Da Vinci” is a fictional novel, so don’t be misled. i know that came outta nowhere.

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