TANG!
Feb 29th, 2004 Posted in And So It Happened | No Comments »(i started this one on saturday night. Pictures below)
Yes yes, the layout has changed again. added this new color to balance things out. though there was an over saturation of orange.
Anyway. ive got a story. Last night we took Moo out to eat at Friday’s. We got there and it was just me Moo n FoN for a while, and the waiter came asked for our drink orders, and freaked out when he found out he was only 15. Koshy n Lyrical came, shortly followed by the Puerto Rican (MNKY) n Disco. we got our food talked had some laughs. lotsa laughs.
Our table was situated near the Mens room. wasnt really a bother or anything. we were in our own lil corner. ppl came and went tot he bathroom, we didnt really notice them. One guy, an older oriental fellow, stands there, outside the mens room, just lookin at us, smiling, and starts shakin his leg. MNKY nods at him and he smiles and sits down next to Koshy! we were like “HUH?! who is this guy?” and the fun starts.
His name, was Tang. He’s a Vietnamese lawyer from California with his own practice, dealing with immigration stuff. He was married to a vietnamese girl, but divorced her, and is now with an indian girl from Guyana. At first we were weirded out, uncomfortable, but then we realized he may be a lil buzzed, but he’s harmless. He started off slowly in his vietnamese accent, “I lou indians. dont get me wong.” and he went on about how much he loves indian culture constantly reminding us “dont get me wong” and saying “i lou indians.”
At one point he asked where we were from. we told him that our families were form kerala, but that half of us were born here, the other half came when they were very young. He wasn’t sure where kerala was, so, david decided to describe kerala in relation to sri lanka and other places, and he was totally off. the 6 of us started laughin hysterically at his description and david and tang dint know what was goin on.
Tang continued repeating his life nad reiterating how much he “lou indians.” he began to speak of how beautiful indian women are and said some Bollywood actresses name. we dont watch much bollywood, so we were like uh…ok. Moo asked him questions, questions that had to be repeated several times along with other information. eventually Tang said, “ok, i have something to say, but no more quesions” we were dying!
our waiter, jeff came by to check up, and tang had just found out that it was Moo’s Birthday. he asked jeff, “can i get a cake for my friend here?” and we were all scared cuz he wasnt with us, and we didnt want to pay for a big cake, but we didnt say anything to be nice. Tang continued to speak and eventually, after saying thank you and leading us to believe he was leaving about 20 times, he got up and left to go meet more new people.
We told our waiter that he wasnt with us that he just came by, so dont get us that cake. and he told us that he had been hanging around there for bout 3 months and that all the waiters know him. We were all laughing havin a good time. then we thought, lets call tang back and get his picture! so they went to find him and call him back, but he was busy hugging everyone at the bar.
eventually he came back with his friend Joe. joes bout 35, white, from round here. Tang said, this is my brother joe, i hope he was just speakin figuratively. When Tang ‘n Joe came over they brought over jeff with a big ol� sundae. Tang paid for it, and he joined us with joe and we laughed and took some pictures. Joe told us how tang got the numbers from two indian girls at the bar the night before, and how shocked he was at the site of them at the bar. we talked, koshy traded cell numbers with tang, oh wait, he took tang’s cell number, and gave him MNKY’s!!! HAHA!
well the night ended, we ate all our food and paid and left. i feel bad, cuz the 15% gratuity was int here already, and i wanted to give him more so i put more in, but i messed up when i filled out the receipt, and when i checked my credit, it only took out the regular amount. if that makes sense, more power to you. then we all went home, after they checked out my Eagle Vision and my head unit. and i went home to thoor. i know, TMI =P
and for stickin through that entire entry, or just for scrolling down, here are some pics. (more at FoN’s site):

Moo trying to describe kerala’s location as Koshy watches

Lyrical actually ate all those Ribs!!

Koshy is caught off guard by MNKY

“I lou Indians. Don’t get me wong”


